Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
the voices of my dead ancestors
[whispers can i get 40 followers by my birthday in 2 weeks plz]
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
jimmy page x1=jimmy page
jimmy page x10= jimmy pamphlet
jimmy page x100= jimmy novella
jimmy page x400= jimmy book
jimmy page x1000= jimmy dictionary
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
AND WHY HER DAD NEEDS BODYGUARDS BECAUSE OF HIS POSITION IN THE MINISTRY
not sure whether you just ruined my childhood or completed it
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG