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Make your edibles in the shape of dog treats and take them anywhere you want. If a drug dog finds them, his handler will just think he’s being a silly boy.
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We’re lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.
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imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves
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what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
“margaret”
i swear everyone on this website is high
shut up chocolate






